Garrrrrgh~~~ my tongue met the philosopher.
Deep thought you thought in that encounter?
Only million microorganisms squirming on his head,
delightfully I swallowed them altogether.
Not worth it, not worth it!
A puny brainy two-winged creature,
Yuck!
P.S. my first English poem inspired from reading the Vogon’s work in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.